Sonia in Kaun Banega Karodpati

Amitabh: Soniaji, ab aakhri saval, 5 Crore ke liye.

Who is the chief minister of Gujarat?
Your options are...
A) LALOO PRASAD.
B ) VILASRAO DESHMUKH.
C) ARJUN SINGH.
D) NARENDRA MODI..

Soniaji : It's Narendra Modi.

Amitabh : Are you sure ? Lock kar doon?

Sonia : If you really lock him up, I will give you 100 Crores!

A little boy was in a taxi eating a chocolate, then
he
took another one and then another ...
A man next to him said "Do you know that too
much of it will damage your teeth"
The boy replied, "my grandfather lived for 132
years"
The man asked " was it because of eating
chocolate ?"
The boy replied, "No, he was always minding his
own business" ...... ..

1st Girl:"Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi
bharosa Nahi !!
Main To Ab Uski Shakal Bhi Nahi
Dekhungi..
.
.
.
2nd Girl:"Kyon Kya Hua ..?? Tumne
Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh
Liya..???
.
.
.
.
1st Girl:"Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur
Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai,
Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha KiWoh Out
Of City Ja Raha Hai..
.
.
.
Jhoota Dhokhebaaz
Kameena.....   

Tere jaane ke baad kaun rokta mujhe......
Jee bhar ke maine... khud ko barbaad kiya............