MALE LOGIC

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay
per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

Woman: And how long have you
been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I
suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you
have 3 beers a day,
which puts your spending each
month at $450.
In one year, it would be
approximately $5400 …correct?

Man: Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400,
the past 20 years puts your
spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you
didn't drink so much beer,
you could have now bought a
Ferrari

Fact..
Grlfrnd:" Plz Don't Drink & Drive,
Accident Bahot Ho Rahe Aaj kal..!!
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Boy:" Thanks Baby, You're So
Caring..!!
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Friend:" Plz Don't Drink & Drive,
Accidents Bahot Ho Rahe ajkal..!!
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Boy:" Chal Be Saale Apne Baap Ko Mat
Sikhaa...
agree???

Ek Ladka, Ladki Se Puchhta Hai:
Bachche Kaise Hote Hai ?
Ladki: Chup ... !!!
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Ladka: Batao Na Plz
Ladki: Nahi Pata =@
Ladka: Plz ..... !!!
Ladki: Thappad Padega Ab Mat
Puchhna ..!!
Ladka : Are Bewakoof Itna Bhi
Nahi Pata...
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Bachche Shararti Hote Hai ...
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Moral : Girls Hamesha Boys
Ko Galat
Hi Samajhti Hai...

1 dost dusre dost ko raat 2 baje phone karta hai

1st:" hello, bhai jaldi aa kuch kaam hai

2nd:" kya kaam hai yar mujhe neend aa rahi hai,
mai nahi aa raha
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1st:" yaar plz aaja kuch jaruri kaam
hai

2nd:" mujhe neend aa rahi hai, ok
bye Gud nyt Phone off..
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kuch der baad 2nd dost ko lagta hai.. jaruri kaam hoga, wo raat 2 baje us
dost k ghar jata
hai..
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2nd:" haa bol kya kaam hai ??
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1st:" bhai, wo light or t.v band karde..     

barsat ke mousam me ,anarkali chouk me
mein halwa poori khane aya
gher walon ko bhi sath laya
thande mousam ka maza lene do ,maza lene do
lassi ka glass bhi pi lene do

pani asman se barasta jata he
dill bhi khooshiyun se bharta jata he
chirind prind khooshiyan manate hen
darakhton k patte bhi geet gate hen

lambi drive pe abb jane do ,jane do,
thande mousam ka maza lene do

wah ji wah kia kehnay aap k janab. Jahan dil keray jab dil kery kuch na kuch likh lain beth k haaiiinnnn Geeee.
Chalo PAIRRA ee sahi likha to sahi aap ne. Kisi ka dil dukhanay k liye ee ap ne likha to sahi.
Boht khoob bhai ji likhtay raho bass. Superbbbb